Tag: Lisa’s Sax

“If you nurture her gift now, there’s no telling what she can do.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor “Wow, just think of the possibilities.” – Homer Simpson “Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize.” – Dream Announcer “Nah.” – Homer Simpson “Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize . . . for kickboxing.” – Dream Announcer

“Mrs. Simpson, physically your son is as sound as the dollar. I’m afraid Bart’s severe emotional dysfunction stems from deep seated psychological trauma.” – Dr. Hibbert

“Well, sir, I hate to be a Suspicious Aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner?” – Ned Flanders “Well, I admit it looks bad, Flanders. But haven’t you heard of, ‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone’?” – Homer Simpson “Got him, Dad!” – Rod Flanders

“Next I’ll tell you the origin of Maggie’s pacifier!” – Homer Simpson “What origin? We get ’em for a dollar ninety-five down at the Safeway.” – Marge Simpson

♫”Bart was feeling mighty blue.” – Homer Simpson “It’s a shame what school can do.” – Marge Simpson “For no reason, here’s Apu.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Those were the days!”♫ – Homer, Marge, & Apu

“Ugh, so hot…” – Homer Simpson “Homer, have you seen the frozen peas? . . . Um, you keep ’em.” – Marge Simpson

“Lisa, honey, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ll destroy something Bart loves.” – Homer Simpson “Hey!” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry, son, if that bothers you I’ll destroy something Maggie loves.” – Homer Simpson

“That’s damn fine coffee you’ve got here in Twin Peaks. And damn good cherry pie.” – Not Kyle McLaughlin “Brilliant! . . . I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.” – Homer Simpson

“Bart, would you like to read a book?” – Marge Simpson “No.” – Bart Simpson

“We’ve needed a new air conditioner for years!  And our stop gap solution is getting cranky.” – Homer Simpson

“And so, just as things looked their worst…” – Marge Simpson “I realized I could make money selling my medication to Deadheads.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa, what are you talking about?” – Marge Simpson “Uh, nothing.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

“Marge, name one successful person who ever lived without air conditioning?” – Homer Simpson “Balzac.” – Marge Simpson “No need for potty mouth just because you can’t think of one.” – Homer Simpson

“And the ugly duckling was amazed to realize it had grown into a beautiful swan.  So you see children, there is hope for anyone.” – Kindergarten Teacher “Even me?” – Bart Simpson “No.” – Kindergarten Teacher

“The point I’m trying to make here is that Bart must learn to be less of an individual and more a faceless slug.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor