“But if you really want to sleep easy at night, I recommend sealing off every door and window with bulletproof lucite.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy
“Wouldn’t we all suffocate?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, I should hope not.” – Ex-Con Home Security Guy
“Let’s get that, the suffocation thing.” – Homer Simpson
He’s brazen enough to pilfer right while they’re watching him, yet takes such insignificant items. Probably a klepto.