“Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both.” – Lisa Simpson “If I said ‘No’ the first time, what makes you think I’m gonna say ‘Yes’ the second time?” – Homer Simpson “Nothing, but you may say ‘Yes’ the ninety-ninth time.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh? Try me.” – Homer Simpson “Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Homer Simpson “Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Homer Simpson “Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Homer Simpson “Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Homer Simpson “Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Homer Simpson “Please, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh,…
Day: January 24, 2020
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Smithers, old chum, there’s nothing like coming home with a clean bill of health. Oh, and sorry about your news.” – C.M. Burns “Thank you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?” – C.M. Burns “I prefer not to know. Frankly, one is too many.” – Mr. Smithers