“Smithers, old chum, there’s nothing like coming home with a clean bill of health. Oh, and sorry about your news.” – C.M. Burns “Thank you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?” – C.M. Burns “I prefer not to know. Frankly, one is too many.” – Mr. Smithers
Tag: The Mansion Family
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Aw, we’re gonna die and I never tasted cantaloupe!” – Moe “Eh, you didn’t miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.” – Krusty the Klown
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“Let’s see, Social Security number, naught naught naught naught naught naught naught naught two. Damn Roosevelt.” – C.M. Burns
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“It’s my year, Marge! Everyone knows I’m what makes this city great.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t know. There’s a lot of buzz around Lenny.” – Marge Simpson
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“It’s nothing serious. Just lay off the chili and you should be fine.” – Doctor
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“That’s not an award. That’s part of the set.” – Marge Simpson “Nothing you can say will diminish this honor.” – Homer Simpson
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“Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics. They’ll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, you know I can’t sell you no beer til two pm on account of it’s Sunday.” – Moe “Huh? If you can’t sell beer, what are Lenny and Carl doing here?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, we’re just watching the sun move across the sky.” – Carl “When it gets to here, we can drink again!” – Lenny
Reading Digest: Legal and Illegal Streaming Edition
“See that ship over there? They’re rebroadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not expressed written consent. . . . Or so the legend goes.” – Homer Simpson The big news this week was the official announcement of the streaming package for The Simpsons and Zombie Simpsons. It’s today’s second link, and it sounds like it’ll be pretty cool . . . if you’re one of the few people who’ll be able to get it, as there are an appellate court’s worth of restrictions and hoops to jump through. A young Canadian who got around all that has been rendered…
Crazy Noises: The Mansion Family
“You won a Grammy.” – Lisa Simpson “I mean an award that’s worth winning.” – Homer Simpson “LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Mr. Simpson’s opinions do not reflect those of the producers, who don’t consider the Grammy an award at all.” – Subtitle Crawl For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype…