“Now, this is living, eh, kids? Hot pizza! The food of kings!” – Homer Simpson “Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s not so hard taking care of us.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I’m not scared. I think it’s a great chance to spend some time with you kids. Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it’s my turn . . . Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson Happy 30th anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”!
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .