“Now, this is living, eh, kids? Hot pizza! The food of kings!” – Homer Simpson “Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s not so hard taking care of us.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I’m not scared. I think it’s a great chance to spend some time with you kids. Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it’s my turn . . . Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson Happy 30th anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”!
Tag: Life on the Fast Lane
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner!
Quote of the Day
“See you in church on Sunday, Marge.” – Helen Lovejoy “Goodbye, Helen.” – Marge Simpson “Goodbye, Helen! . . . You have a lovely friend there. Let’s hope something runs over her.” – Jacques
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“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I’m in stage three: fear. You’re in stage two: denial.” – Lisa Simpson “No, I’m not.” – Bart Simpson “Yes, you are.” – Lisa Simpson “No, I’m not!” – Bart Simpson “Yes, you are!” – Lisa Simpson “Am not! Am not! Am not!” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday David Silverman!
Reading Digest: Pancakes Edition
“This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.” – Lisa Simpson “Hey, Lis, you think that’s enough for her?” – Bart Simpson “Maybe one more.” – Lisa Simpson Since the Fourth falls on a Saturday this year, making tomorrow a de facto holiday, here’s Reading Digest a day early. The holiday mean that it’s shorter than usual, but we’ve got several excellent pieces of fan art, an unofficial Lego house, and pancakes, pancakes, pancakes! Enjoy. The Big Lebowski vs. The Pin Pals: Who Wins a Fictional Bowling Game? – He had to exclude Otto and Burns to make the…
Quote of the Day
“Look, Dad, I don’t know what’s going on, but once you gave me some advice that might help.” – Bart Simpson “I gave you advice? Get out of here.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Marge? Marge Simpson? You remember me, don’t you? I’m Helen Lovejoy the gossipy wife of the minister.” – Helen Lovejoy “Yes, hello, Helen.” – Marge Simpson “Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, why isn’t that Marge Simpsons over there having brunch with a man who isn’t her husband?, and I just had to come over and say hello.” – Helen Lovejoy Happy birthday Maggie Roswell!
Quote of the Day
“Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s not so hard taking care of us.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I’m not scared. I think it’s a great chance to spend some time with you kids. Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it’s my turn. . . . Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Look at him wolf down that gristle.” – Patty Bouvier “It’s an accident waiting to happen.” – Selma Bouvier “Do you know the Heimlich Maneuver?” – Patty Bouvier “No.” – Selma Bouvier “Good.” – Patty Bouvier
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“Hey, wait a minute. You’re gonna need a lane.” – Bowlarama Guy “No thanks, I’m just here out of spite.” – Marge Simpson
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“Hey, what’ll I tell the boss?” – Power Plant Guy “Tell him I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!” – Homer Simpson Happy (belated . . . again, ach I’m bad a this) 20th Anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”! (Original airdate 18 March 1990)
Reading Digest: Brunch FAIL Edition
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Annie Mole. “Meet me tomorrow for brunch.” – Jacques “What’s brunch?” – Marge Simpson “You’d love it, it’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don’t get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!” – Jacques One of the most irritating results of the continued propagation of Zombie Simpsons across the world is the degradation of actual Simpsons knowledge. The show is now famous and well known less for what’s actually on the show…
Quote of the Day
“Don’t worry, this frosting’ll come right off. Beauty, isn’t she?” – Homer Simpson “Well it’s hard for me to judge, since I’ve never bowled in my life!” – Marge Simpson “Well if you don’t want it, I know someone who does.” – Homer Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner!
Quote of the Day
“What’s brunch?” – Marge Simpson “You’d love it, it’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don’t get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!” – Jacques