“Now, this is living, eh, kids? Hot pizza! The food of kings!” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s not so hard taking care of us.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, I’m not scared. I think it’s a great chance to spend some time with you kids. Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it’s my turn . . . Does the time always drag like this?” – Homer Simpson
Happy 30th anniversary to “Life on the Fast Lane”!
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Fantastic episode. This and Moaning Lisa have always been my favourites from season 1.
Zombie Simpsons could learn a lot from this
Just park ’em in front of the TV. That’s how I was raised, and I turned out TV.