“Now, whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Ooh, ooh, ooooh! Low battery?” – Milhouse van Houten “Whatever.” – Mrs. Krabappel
Day: March 22, 2020
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Well, Simpson, did you learn something today?” – Chief Wiggum “Ooh, did I ever! And that herbal anger rinse just washed the rage right out of me.” – Marge Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer, are you alright?” – Marge Simpson “I guess so, but that first month was pretty rough.” – Homer Simpson “You’ve only been gone two days.” – Marge Simpson “Really? Without teevee it’s hard to know when one day begins and the other ends.” – Homer Simpson