“Well, Simpson, did you learn something today?” – Chief Wiggum “Ooh, did I ever! And that herbal anger rinse just washed the rage right out of me.” – Marge Simpson
Tag: Marge Simpsons in ‘Screaming Yellow Honkers’
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“A three chambered peanut! Marge, look what I did! Come quick, hurry!” – Homer Simpson
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“Well, Seymour, it seems we’ve put together a baseball team. And I was wondering, who’s on first?” – Superintendent Chalmers “Yes. Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of Who is on first.” – Principal Skinner “Well that’s just great, Seymour, we’ve been out here six seconds and you’ve already managed to blow the routine! . . . Sexless freak.” – Superintendent Chalmers
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“But Mom, I read that sport utility vehicles are more likely to be involved in fatal accidents.” – Lisa Simpson “Fatal to the people in the other car. Let’s roll!” – Bart Simpson
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“Go ahead, drool all you want! You can’t hurt that finish! Now, rainwater, that’ll strip it right off. Aww, I shouldn’t have said that.” – Gil
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“Oh, okay, calm down, just think: What would Curtis E. Bear do?” – Marge Simpson “Move it! I gotta return this suit!” – Curtis E. Bear (Eddie)
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“I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.” – Bart Simpson It’s our last day free of Season 25, make the most of it!
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“Okay, here’s how your lease breaks down: this is your down payment, then here’s your monthly, and there’s your weekly.” – Stan “And that’s it, right?” – Homer Simpson “Yup. Oh, then after your final monthly payment there’s the routine CBP or Crippling Balloon Payment.” – Stan “But that’s not for a while, right?” – Homer Simpson “Right.” – Stan “Sweet.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Legitimate Theater Edition
Image grabbed from the YouTube video that is today’s second link. “I’ve seen plays that were more exciting than this. Honest to God, plays!” – Homer Simpson I don’t know if it’s Memorial Day related or not, but it was slim pickings this week for Simpsons related stuff on-line. (If you’re bored, I know a relatively well regarded book you can read.) But the publicity campaign for the post-apocalyptic Simpsons play is in full swing, so we have three links to that. (The image above comes from the second act, when the destroyed society has professional Simpsons re-enactors.) There’s also…
Crazy Noises: “Marge Simpsons in ‘Screaming Yellow Honkers’”
“Anger is what makes America great, but you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen, pick a fight with someone weaker than you, or write a threatening letter to a celebrity.” – Sergeant Crew For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we…
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“Dad, you were supposed to pay for those snacks.” – Lisa Simpson “I saw Krabappel’s butt, I paid.” – Homer Simpson