“Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.” – Kent Brockman “My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist . . . but he is not a porn star.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Day: March 29, 2020
Makeup Quote of the Day
“So much steak . . . lungs filling, sinuses packed with meat . . .” – Homer Simpson “C’mon, Dad, just twelve more pounds!” – Bart Simpson “Oh, humans are so ridiculous. He’s not even halfway through Walter and he’s already hallucinating.” – Sentient Bull
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hello, I am Plato. Please partake of keno, craps, and the loosest slots in town! My philosophy is: enjoy.” – Plato