Tag: Simpson Tide

“Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.” – Kent Brockman “My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist . . . but he is not a porn star.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

“A seagull took my sailor hat.” – Homer Simpson

“Homer Simpson, you stand accused of eating half the population of the Planet of the Donuts.” – Tribunal Judge Happy 20th Anniversary to “Simpson Tide”! Original airdate 29 March 1998.

“Are you sure you’ll be okay?” – Marge Simpson “We have orders not to fire on anybody but Greenpeace.” – Homer Simpson

“Hey, Homer, bring me back a torpedo.” – Bart Simpson “No.” – Homer Simpson “But Flanders got his kids torpedoes!” – Bart Simpson “Oh, he did, did he?  I’ll show him, I’ll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!” – Homer Simpson

“Next on Exploitation Theater: Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.” – TV Announcer “Ooh, funky.” – Homer Simpson

“Well, sir, treason season started early this year as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson.” – Kent Brockman “Oh, my God!” – Marge Simpson “I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.” – Lisa Simpson

“Daybreak, Jakarta, the proud men and women of the Navy are fighting for freedom.  But you’re in Lubbock, Texas, hosing the stains off a monument.  You’re in the Naval Reserve, America’s seventeenth line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters.” – TV Announcer

“Congratulations, you are all World War I historical recreationists!” – German Instructor “Yay! . . . uh, oh.” – World War I Historical Recreationists

“An earring?  How rebellious, in a conformist sort of way.” – Lisa Simpson