“I was just thinking about Homer Simpson.” – Not Shelley Long “That’s okay, I was just thinking about Sybil Danning.” – Moe One has to admire IGN’s synergistically hacktacular efforts to glowingly review Zombie Simpsons. Faced with such a daunting task as trying to put a positive spin on Maggie’s bizarre subplot, they elected to simply ignore it altogether. The word “Maggie” doesn’t appear once and there isn’t a single reference to her big part in the episode. Can’t say something nice? Don’t say anything at all. That is top notch synergy. Happily for us, they did delve, deeply, into…
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Nobody Loves You!
The numbers are in and they’re about what we’ve come to expect from Zombie Simpsons here in latter part of the 08-09 season. Last night’s excruciating romantic comedy/morality tale thing was viewed by 6.40 million unfortunate people. That’s a slight decrease from last week and has pushed the season average below 7.5 million. Season 19 averaged 8.26 million viewers per episode; I’m hoping that this season ends up below 7.26 million viewers as that would make for an impressive sounding decrease of one million viewers from season to season. There are somewhere between four and six episodes left, and if the…
No Just God Would Permit This
What the fucking fuck was that? I miss the Moe who threatened to gut a ten year old child and sexually harassed his cocktail waitress. I miss the Maggie who organized the resistance at the Ayn Rand School for Tots and caught a bottle as it sailed towards Homer’s head. Also, and I don’t want to watch it again to be sure, but I think the part of Bart Simpson was played by Casper, the ghost of his good friend Richie Rich. Edited to add that the O/U on the ratings is set at 6.2 million viewers. Ugh, what an…