“A solar eclipse, the cosmic ballet goes on.” – Leonard Nimoy Editing this review so that it no longer reeks of Fox Executive ball sweat and dick smell was far more fun than the episode itself. I even remembered things I’d blocked out, like the solar powered train that stopped in an eclipse. Where the hell have I seen that before? Ah well, I’m sure it’ll come to me. Enjoy: March 16, 2009 – The story can often make all the difference in an episode of The Simpsons. Watching Principal Skinner lead the riffraff students out of the inner city…
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Angry Yawns
That bizarro thing that was on last night distracted me enough that I forget to make an over/under prediction for this week’s ratings. Oh well, the under would’ve won because the numbers are in and once again they aren’t pretty. Just like last week, yesterday’s Zombie Simpsons failed to make the totally arbitrary six million people number, coming in at 5.97 million people. To give you an idea of just how bad things are, through thirteen episodes of Season 19 (the lowest rated season ever), Zombie Simpsons was averaging a little over 9 million viewers. Through thirteen episodes this…
Loss for Words
“Oh no! Aliens, bio duplication, nude conspiracies, oh my god, Lyndon LaRouche was right!” – Homer Simpson I am at a loss for a way to criticize tonight’s Zombie Simpsons. It was so incoherent, random and boring that the only way to address it on its own level would be for me to drag my knuckles across the keyboard in a random pattern. So that’s exactly what I’m going to do. About the rats, the poison, the car crash and the rowboat: xdsfgbvgnmlkmjiugyfgvtf;l.ku,yjmngtbfdv scwvqc12345dewworeis7kjdy,uxjgcx,.figdkt7ejr4w,7ej,.drsuf6itdr5sltriekejye3hjym7r,dufmcvj cnvbfhtrs6tds6xftc,gkmfdmnyfhf b Then there was the ancient mystical convent, the time wasting clock scene, Marge…