“You’re crazy!” – Bart Simpson “Am I? Well, perhaps we’re all a little crazy. . . . I know I am.” – Hugo
Tag: Treehouse of Horror VII
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“You don’t forget a thing like Siamese twins!” – Dr. Hibbert “I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins.” – Lisa Simpson “And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but it ain’t gonna happen.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“We’ve got to find Hugo.” – Dr. Hibbert “We’ll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to!” – Homer Simpson “I’ll start with Radio Shack!” – Lisa Simpson
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“Uh, Mr. President, sir? People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.” – Not George Stephanopoulos “We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.” – Kang
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“Welcome to our world, most gracious Lisa.” – Leader “Your world is incredible. And you speak English.” – Lisa Simpson “We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, oh Creator, and we have learned to imitoot you exalctly.” – Leader
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“What are you spraying me with?” – Homer Simpson “Rum! So no one will believe your story.” – Kang
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“Hey, these aren’t waffles. These are just square pancakes.” – Lisa Simpson “I’m sorry, honey, the waffle iron’s in the shop.” – Marge Simpson “The waffle iron’s been in the shop forever.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Wait a minute, Hugo’s scar is on the wrong side. He couldn’t have been the evil left twin. That means the evil left twin is, and always has been, Bart.” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh, don’t look so shocked.” – Bart Simpson Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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“I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.” – Kodos
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“I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.” – Homer Simpson “Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.” – Kang
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“Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Oh my god, space aliens. Don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Mammary Euphemism Edition
“I think I’ll bottle feed that one.” – Marge Simpson This week’s Reading Digest has a slightly misleading title, as there is actually nothing in it about the glands for which our biological class is named. But having sorted through a week of Simpsons stuff in the wake of Katy Perry, I couldn’t resist it. There are no Perry links below, but that’s not for a lack of options, and ho-lee-shit, you don’t really appreciate the variety of synonyms in the English language until you see them all together like that. Anyway, between Perry and the fallout from Glee there…
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“But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast. So, we did the only humane thing.” – Dr. Hibbert “We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.” – Homer Simpson “It’s saved our marriage!” – Marge Simpson
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“Abortions for all.” – Senator Kang Bob Dole “Boo!” – Crowd “Very well, no abortions for anyone.” – Senator Kang Bob Dole “Boo!” – Crowd “Hmm… abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!” – Senator Kang Bob Dole “Yay!” – Crowd
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“No more questions. I work my butt off to feed you four kids and all you do is… what?” – Homer Simpson “Three. We have three kids, Homer.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, three nosy kids. And you know what happens to nosy kids who ask too many questions?” – Homer Simpson “No, what happens does something to nosy kids who ask questions what happens tell us huh dad.” – Bart and Lisa Simpson, indistinct
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flicker user 1yen. “Oh boy, mold! That’s science fair pay dirt.” – Lisa Simpson
Loss for Words
“Oh no! Aliens, bio duplication, nude conspiracies, oh my god, Lyndon LaRouche was right!” – Homer Simpson I am at a loss for a way to criticize tonight’s Zombie Simpsons. It was so incoherent, random and boring that the only way to address it on its own level would be for me to drag my knuckles across the keyboard in a random pattern. So that’s exactly what I’m going to do. About the rats, the poison, the car crash and the rowboat: xdsfgbvgnmlkmjiugyfgvtf;l.ku,yjmngtbfdv scwvqc12345dewworeis7kjdy,uxjgcx,.figdkt7ejr4w,7ej,.drsuf6itdr5sltriekejye3hjym7r,dufmcvj cnvbfhtrs6tds6xftc,gkmfdmnyfhf b Then there was the ancient mystical convent, the time wasting clock scene, Marge…