“Oh my god, it’s my old boyfriend, Artie Ziff.” – Marge Simpson “Hello Marge, have you heard? I’m stinking rich. Jealous?” – Artie Ziff “I’ll bet you’d trade it all for one night with my wife.” – Homer Simpson “I would.” – Artie Ziff “Homer!” – Marge Simpson The crazy Act 3 plot swerve was one of the things that finally convinced me to give up on the show ever being good again. Once you get into the double digit seasons, crazier and crazier things began happening at the end of episodes. What had been a bizarre, albeit short and…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .