“This romance is so full of heartfelt passion. I can really identify with this corn fed heroine.” – Marge Simpson… READ MORE
“Why, why was I programmed to feel pain?” – Robot As far as Zombie Simpsons commentaries go this one is… READ MORE
“Come on, get to the part where you steal his identity!” – Bart Simpson “I’m trying to explain how emotionally… READ MORE
“Now, don’t you fret. When I’m through, he won’t set foot in this town again. I can be very, very… READ MORE
“This is one more Emmy than you’ll ever win you bantering jack-in-the-box!” – Sideshow Bob “Just don’t drop that thing… READ MORE
It’s a pity that I don’t have a way to tabulate just how much time they spend off topic in… READ MORE
“Homer, there’s no reason for you to feel threatened. You’ll always be the man of this house.” – Marge Simpson… READ MORE
“When are we going to get to my first word?” – Lisa Simpson “Your what what?” – Homer Simpson “My… READ MORE
“That woman, she’s so captivating! Smithers, my heart’s pounding like a jackhammer.” – C.M. Burns I occasionally see people make… READ MORE
“Dad, don’t you see you’re abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you’re the police, who will police… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user heath_bar. “How about if we tell you our problems with relationships?”… READ MORE
“But first we have a special guest: Rainer Wolfcastle, star of the reprehensible McBain movies.” – Jay Sherman I have… READ MORE
“It was naive of you to think I would mistake this town’s most prominent one-hundred-four year old man for one… READ MORE
“Oh my god, it’s my old boyfriend, Artie Ziff.” – Marge Simpson “Hello Marge, have you heard? I’m stinking rich.… READ MORE
“Excuse me, you didn’t answer me. You just trailed off.” – Kirk van Houten “Yeah, yeah, I did kinda trail… READ MORE
Bonus: crazy backwards Spanish version. I was sort of looking forward to watching this episode. I honestly had not seen… READ MORE
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