In Which I Use Wikipedia to Prove Something of No Importance

I was clicking around the other day when I came across Lenny’s Wikipedia page.  It’s a fairly typical Wikipedia article for a character of Lenny’s renown, approximately 2500 words, semi-scholarly tone, etcetera.  Naturally there is an entire heading devoted to “Relationship with Carl Carlson”.  Here is the beginning of that section: In the non-canon episode "Behind the Laughter", Lenny and Carl are constant companions. Despite Lenny and Carl appearing to be best friends, as of the eighth season, Carl had yet to meet Lenny’s alleged beauty-queen wife.[30] A running gag through the series is the possibility of a sexual relationship…