Tag: The Old Man and the C Student

“I’ve never wanted a beer worse in my life. . . . I love you, honey!” – Homer Simpson “Are you talking to me or the beer?” – Marge Simpson “To you, my bubbly, long necked, beechwood aged lover.” – Homer Simpson

“Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes!” – Bart Simpson “What’d he say? Put on our tuxedos?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “I want some taquitos.” – Old Jewish Guy

“Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan?” – Homer Simpson “Nothing.” – Marge Simpson “Don’t answer yet!” – Homer Simpson

“Bart, how was your first day of forced volunteerism?” – Marge Simpson “That place sucks. The nurses don’t let Grampa do anything. They practically chew his food for him.” – Bart Simpson “Lucky stiff, I’m working my ass off here.” – Homer Simpson

“Milhouse, do you like the beach?” – Principal Skinner “Who doesn’t?” – Milhouse van Houten “Good.  I want you to pick up all this medical waste that’s washed up on the shore here.” – Principal Skinner

“Okay, just breathe through your mouth and don’t ask how they’re feeling.” – Bart Simpson