“I can’t believe it, we won another contest!” – Marge Simpson “The Simpsons are going to Delaware!” – Homer Simpson “I want to see Wilmington!” – Lisa Simpson “I want to visit a screen door factory.” – Bart Simpson “This’ll be the last season.” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the…
Category: Crazy Noises
Crazy Noises: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
“Homer, look, we’re invited to Otto’s wedding. Ooh, and such delicate tissue paper . . . huh, zigzag?” – Marge Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking…
Crazy Noises: Last Tap Dance In Springfield
“Okay, everyone, we need big smiles out there, so line up for dimpling. Now, this may hurt a lot . . . what am I saying, ‘may’?” – Little Vicki For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss…
Crazy Noises: Kill the Alligator and Run
“Florida? But that’s America’s wang.” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world of chat rooms and instant messaging. This text has…
Crazy Noises: Days of Wine and D’Ohses
“Looky here, cardy-board tubes!” – Cletus “Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they’s got at the women’s lockup.” – Brandine “They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don’t even know who you are anymore.” – Cletus For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist…
Crazy Noises: Bart to the Future
“When we’re finished, we can go through Bill Clinton’s porno stash.” – Bart Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world of chat rooms…
Crazy Noises: Pygmoelian
“First, we must install buttocks.” – Plastic Surgeon “Nah, nah, nah, no luxury items, just the face.” – Moe “Okay, I’m gonna move this up . . . this, wider . . . I’m gonna lose that . . . I’ve never even seen one of these.” – Plastic Surgeon For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching…
Crazy Noises: Missionary Impossible
“Oh, save me, Jebus!” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world of chat rooms and instant messaging. This text has been…
Crazy Noises: Alone Again Natura-Diddily
“While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we’d try something new, so get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of . . . Kovenant!” – Reverend Lovejoy For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in…
Crazy Noises: Saddlesore Galactica
“Okay, we’ll do a different song. Who cares? They all end up sounding the same anyway.” – Mr. Largo For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the…
Crazy Noises: The Mansion Family
“You won a Grammy.” – Lisa Simpson “I mean an award that’s worth winning.” – Homer Simpson “LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Mr. Simpson’s opinions do not reflect those of the producers, who don’t consider the Grammy an award at all.” – Subtitle Crawl For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype…
Crazy Noises: Faith Off
“You’re playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in Communications! Oh, dear Lord.” – Dr. Hibbert “I know. Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing! Nothing!” – Anton Lubchenko For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in…
Crazy Noises: Little Big Mom
“That suit’s a little revealing, isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson “Well, it allows for maximum mobility. Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all.” – Ned Flanders For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way…
Crazy Noises: Grift of the Magi
“So have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word from my god: our sponsor.” – Krusty the Klown For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these…
Crazy Noises: Take My Wife, Sleaze
“Eww, these records used to be real accomplishments. Now they’re just gross.” – Lisa Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world of chat…
Crazy Noises: Eight Misbehavin
“Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach ’em to hate the things you hate, and they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.” – Homer Simpson “Well, perhaps it is time. I’ve noticed this country is dangerously underpopulated.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the…
Crazy Noises: Hello Gutter Hello Fadder
“There is no escape from the fortress of the moles! . . . Well, except that.” – Moleman For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8…
Crazy Noises: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
“You’re not gonna grow nothin’ on the old Simpson place. That’s why your Daddy abandoned it.” – Chuck Sneed “Aw, what do you know?” – Homer Simpson “Well, I know your soil pH is up around 9.6, and you need it 7 to 8, max.” – Chuck Sneed “Oh, that’s just superstition.” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s…
Crazy Noises: Treehouse of Horror X
“Bart, just let me drop and save yourself!” – Clobber Girl “What do you think I’ve been trying to do?” – Stretch Dude For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended,…
Crazy Noises: Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?
“Lard, ho! Tis a good sign, Homer’s unfastened the top button on his pants.” – Captain McAllister “Uh, no, he’s been walking around like that since Thanksgiving.” – Akira “I’m surprised he just doesn’t give it up and go for sweatpants.” – Captain McAllister “He says the crotch wears out too fast.” – Akira “Yargh, that’s gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.” – Captain McAllister For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? …