“I can’t believe it, we won another contest!” – Marge Simpson “The Simpsons are going to Delaware!” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Homer, look, we’re invited to Otto’s wedding. Ooh, and such delicate tissue paper . . . huh, zigzag?” – Marge… READ MORE
“Okay, everyone, we need big smiles out there, so line up for dimpling. Now, this may hurt a lot .… READ MORE
“Florida? But that’s America’s wang.” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead… READ MORE
“Looky here, cardy-board tubes!” – Cletus “Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they’s got at the women’s lockup.”… READ MORE
“First, we must install buttocks.” – Plastic Surgeon “Nah, nah, nah, no luxury items, just the face.” – Moe “Okay,… READ MORE
“Oh, save me, Jebus!” – Homer Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer… READ MORE
“While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we’d try something new, so get down and put… READ MORE
“Okay, we’ll do a different song. Who cares? They all end up sounding the same anyway.” – Mr. Largo For… READ MORE
“You won a Grammy.” – Lisa Simpson “I mean an award that’s worth winning.” – Homer Simpson “LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Mr.… READ MORE
“You’re playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in Communications! Oh, dear… READ MORE
“That suit’s a little revealing, isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson “Well, it allows for maximum mobility. Feels like I’m wearing… READ MORE
“So have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word… READ MORE
“Eww, these records used to be real accomplishments. Now they’re just gross.” – Lisa Simpson For the fourth summer in… READ MORE
“Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach ’em to hate the things you hate, and they practically raise themselves,… READ MORE
“There is no escape from the fortress of the moles! . . . Well, except that.” – Moleman For the… READ MORE
“You’re not gonna grow nothin’ on the old Simpson place. That’s why your Daddy abandoned it.” – Chuck Sneed “Aw,… READ MORE
“Bart, just let me drop and save yourself!” – Clobber Girl “What do you think I’ve been trying to do?”… READ MORE
“Lard, ho! Tis a good sign, Homer’s unfastened the top button on his pants.” – Captain McAllister “Uh, no, he’s… READ MORE
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