“Aw, they’re not so tough.” – Chief Wiggum “Uh, Chief, that wasn’t a monster, that was the captain of the high school basketball team.” – Lou “Uh, yeah, well he was turning into a monster though. – Chief Wiggum
Tag: Treehouse of Horror VI
Quote of the Day
“Here is an ordinary square.” – Frink “Whoa, whoa, slow down egghead!” – Wiggum “Here is an ordinary square.” – Professor Frink “Whoa, whoa, slow down egghead!” – Chief Wiggum
Quote of the Day
“Mmm… unprocessed fish sticks.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Lousy Smarch weather.” – Homer Simpson
Higher Resolution Shit is Still Shit
“I feel like I’m wasting a fortune just standing here.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpons will be broadcast in high definition for the first time next Sunday. Yesterday, Fox released the above as a promo image (I found it on Simpsons Channel). For a cartoon “High Definition” apparently means adding a few shadows and a little bit of depth. How revolutionary. You know what kind of television shows really benefit from HD? Sports programs, nature programs, and anything where very attractive people wear very little clothing. I can watch it for days. You know what kind of television doesn’t…