“Why are you trying to scare us? Are you trying to keep us from getting close to you? Maybe even loving you?” – Lisa Simpson “Leave me alone.” – Haunted House It is a measure of just how flat out tired Zombie Simpsons is that they can do four different segments for their Halloween episode and have literally not a single one be something they haven’t done before. Fake apocalypse? Did that way back in Season 11. Mysterious gateway to another dimension? Season 7. Time travel with alternate timelines? Season 6, baby. The most repetitive of the four was the…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .