“Poor Ralph.” – Lisa Simpson Bitching about Valentine’s Day is almost a pro forma excercise these days (and something of a cottage industry). Basically, people who are in love are made to feel bad because their relationships don’t live up to the ideal, and people who are not in love are made to feel bad for being alone. Of course, making people feel bad to get them to spend money is pretty much the whole point. But I don’t actually care about any of that because I am an ugly and hate filled man. Now, for the Simpsons part. In…
