“Look at those silk pillows! It’s like the set of some high class porno film.” – Marge Simpson “No, no, it’s just our basement” – Homer Simpson “Hold on, that’s our basement?” – Marge Simpson “Yes, so? Come on, more kissing.” – Homer Simpson “It looks so elegant! And all it takes are some lace curtains and a beaded lampshade. You’ve got to show me exactly what you did!” – Marge Simpson “But I was gonna score!” – Homer Simpson “No, you weren’t.” – Marge Simpson NOTE: Sorry this is so late. Been one of those weeks. (And I just…
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .