End The Simpsons #1 – The Less Than Seamless Opening

“Wow, it must be expensive to produce all these cartoons.” – Lisa Simpson  “Well, we cut corners; sometimes to save money our animators will reuse the same backgrounds over and over and over again.” – Roger Myers Jr. There are often jarring incongruities in Zombie Simpsons.  Stories twist and turn, characters jump in and out of scenes, exposition and repetition destroy anything that could be called flow.  You never know what you’re going to get, you just know that it’s probably going to be shitty.  However, there is one jarring incongruity that is as reliable and neverending as the renewal…

Quote of the Day

“Bart!  Are those liquor bottles?” – Mrs. Krabappel “I brought enough for everybody.” – Bart Simpson “Take those to the teacher’s lounge; you can have what’s left at the end of the day.” – Mrs. Krabappel