Worth 1,000 Words

In the original opening Homer flees his wife’s car and belts out his iconic scream.  In the new opening he gets hit by the car and crashes through the wall, Looney Tunes style.  No further comment required.  

Quote of the Day

“Well if I was governor I’d sure find better things to do with my time.” – Homer Simpson “Like what?” – Marge Simpson “Like getting Washington’s birthday and Lincoln’s birthday back as separate paid holidays.  ‘President’s Day’, pffft, what a rip off.” – Homer Simpson