Zombie Simpsons: Countering the Orange Revolution

“So, here’s Eastern Europe’s favorite cat and mouse team: Worker and Parasite!” – Krusty the Klown Here is another way in which Zombie Simpsons is damaging our world.  The “Ukrainian State Commission of Morals” (motto: Drinking Vodka and Pissing off Russia since 2004!) has declared that The Simpsons violates moral principals and shouldn’t be shown in the Ukrainian equivalent of primetime:   Vasyl Kostytskiy, head of the Commission of Morals, explained that members were analyzing “The Simpsons” at the request of two governmental bodies (the prosecutor’s office and National Television and Radio Broadcasting Council). Their task was to check the show’s compliance…

Quote of the Day

“The following is a public service announcement.  Excess of alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.” – TV Announcer “Mmmm, beer.” – Homer Simpson