“April Fo-” – Bart Simpson
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“April Fo-” – Bart Simpson
Tag: So It’s Come to This
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“Thanks for coming to visit me, Moe.” – Homer Simpson “I brought you a little present.” – Moe “No! No! Beer bring pain!” – Homer Simpson “I can’t stand to see him like this.” – Barney Gumble “He really needs a girlfriend.” – Moe
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“Hey, kid, that’s for customers only!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Did you know there’s a guy outside handing out free stridex pads?” – Bart Simpson “Wow, I’m in pizzaface paradise!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Moron.” – Bart Simpson
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“You’re going down, Homer! I’m gonna fool you!” – Bart Simpson “You talk better than you fool.” – Homer Simpson
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“Can’t breathe . . . Sweet chocolate . . . cutting off air . . . nuts.” – Homer Simpson
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“Mrs. Simpson, I’m afraid your husband is dead.” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh!” – Marge Simpson “April fool’s! He’s very much alive. Although I’m afraid he may never walk again.” – Dr. Hibbert
Behind Us Forever: What to Expect When Bart’s Expecting
“Gotcha! It’s April Fool’s for two more minutes.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, it’s May 16th.” – Bart Simpson “You were in that coma for seven weeks.” – Lisa Simpson This week’s pile of horseshit starts with Bart’s chalkboard saying “You Can’t Play April Fool’s Jokes on April 27th”, which is their way of telling the audience that even they recognized this one as a wretched and unwatchable entry. Homer and Bart serenade a horse in a cheap, wannabe Les Miserables parody, but that’s after Bart gets a bunch of people pregnant with voodoo, which was itself after they fell back on referencing…
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“Ah, blah!” – Bart Simpson “Ah-ha! April fools! I’ve been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks! Sucker.” – Homer Simpson
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“I have an unorthodox solution: a fantastic voyage, if you will. Three scientists, one a beautiful woman, will be shrunk to microscopic size. They will then rendezvous in Mr. Simpson’s lower colon.” – Professor Frink “Eww.” – Marge, Bart & Lisa Simpson “Well, we have had a little trouble finding volunteers.” – Professor Frink Happy 20th Anniversary to “So It’s Come to This”! Original airdate 1 April 1993.
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“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh Marge, what if I wind up as some vegetable, watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.” – Homer Simpson “Society’s loss, I suppose.” – Marge Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user leiris202. “What noble visionary thought up April Fools Day?” – Homer Simpson “Like Halloween and Christmas, April Fools Day traces its origins to pagan ritual.” – Lisa Simpson “God bless those pagans.” – Homer Simpson
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“That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place!” – Lou “Forget it, that’s two blocks away.” – Chief Wiggum “Looks like there’s beer coming out of the chimney.” – Lou “I am proceeding on foot, call in a Code 8.” – Chief Wiggum “We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels.” – Lou
Friday Link Dump – Video Clips Edition
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user fo.ol. “Is a coma painful?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh heck no, you relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school, it’s like one of those teevee shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson The stuffing of my inbox with “Marge in Playboy” crap continued apace this week. Hopefully it’ll die down soon. In the meantime the Ortved publicity machine continues to roll, there’s a recipe for squishies, one piece of absolutely excellent usage and a ton of links with time wasting video…
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“Now who’s laughing? Now who’s laughing?” – The Simpsons
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“The following is a public service announcement. Excess of alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.” – TV Announcer “Mmmm, beer.” – Homer Simpson