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Day: March 11, 2009
Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, Ireland
“The Simpson story begins back in the old country, I forget which one exactly.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson The next next new episode of Zombie Simpsons is going to premier in Ireland and the UK on St. Patrick’s Day. (It won’t be on here in the New World until next Sunday the 22nd.) Basically, Grandpa decides that he’s from Ireland and they go there and get drunk and buy a pub and probably some other random, disconnected stuff as well. But the Irish have apparently not gotten the message that Zombie Simpsons sucks balls. Like, really not gotten the message:…
Quote of the Day
“The American, Drederick Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot over the supine Swede. One’s thoughts turn to Alexander of Macedon’s victories at Granicus and Issus.” – Howard Cosell