“I’d be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the ‘Simpson’ name on it.” – Lisa Simpson

Lo and behold!  The United States Postal Service and Fox have unveiled the stamps they hinted at not one week ago, featuring oddly stylized artwork of America’s favorite funny family.  You’re encouraged to vote “early and often” for your favorite stamp online, though curiously “none of the above” is not an option.  Oh well.  These sticky little fuckers and related ephemera go on sale May 7th.  We won’t be buying any, because we can’t condone anything related to celebrating 20 years of the show when Zombie Simpsons is still on the air.  That and we hate mail.