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“Can I have my shirts back at least?” – Kirk van Houten “Okay, you heard the lady. Why don’t you… READ MORE
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“You’re a comedy writer? My God, you’re so old!” – Roger Meyers Jr. “I want my check!” – Abe “Grampa”… READ MORE
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“These Hardy Boys books are great, too. This one’s about smugglers.” – Homer Simpson “They’re all about smugglers.” – Bart… READ MORE
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“As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I’d like to thank you for stopping the killer robots. And… READ MORE
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“Lisa, I’m afraid we’ll have to stop getting you those volumes of Encyclopedia Generica from the grocery store.” – Marge… READ MORE
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“Good morning, everybody, and welcome to an event that harkens back to the carefree days of the Great Depression: the… READ MORE
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“It sure was nice of Mr. Burns to invite us for a midnight dinner at his country house in Pennsylvania.”… READ MORE
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“Otto!” – Bart Simpson “That’s what my driver’s license says!” – Otto We got an e-mail from one of FOX’s… READ MORE
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