“We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!” – Homer Simpson

Last Thursday a wild brown bear made an unannounced visit to Ljubljana, in search of food, or possibly employment, which forced the Slovenian police to seal off part of the capital.  Apparently there are more than one bear attacks in Slovenia each year, but it appears that the Slovenian Bear Patrol was prepared.  On a separate note, if any Slovenian authorities are reading this I have a rock in which you may be interested…