“You’ve got a date with the Xerox machine.” – Bart Simpson I didn’t want to do this, but I think I have to so . . . fuck it. While I was looking for links this week, I came across new blog dedicated to funny cartoon quotes. I thought it was a neat idea so I clicked around a little. Unfortunately, while I was reading the page of Troy McClure movies, something jumped out at me:* ….such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,” and “Here Comes the Metric System!” ….such fishing films as ‘Cast Out’ or ‘The Reel…
Day: May 9, 2009
Quote of the Day
“Mom, what if there’s a really bad, crummy guy who’s going to jail but I know he’s innocent?” – Bart Simpson “Well Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying, ‘Shoot ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.’ Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practice; it took seventy-five federal marshals to bring him down, now let’s never speak of him again.” – Marge Simpson