Quote of the Day

“Mom, what if there’s a really bad, crummy guy who’s going to jail but I know he’s innocent?” – Bart Simpson

“Well Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying, ‘Shoot ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out.’  Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practice; it took seventy-five federal marshals to bring him down, now let’s never speak of him again.” – Marge Simpson

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