“Hey, look at my feet.” – Hank Scorpio “Okay.” – Homer Simpson “You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there’s a pair for you. Don’t like ’em? Then neither do I. Get the hell outta here! Ha! You ever see a guy say ‘goodbye’ to a shoe?” – Hank Scorpio “Yes, once.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .