Quote of the Day

shoes
“Hey, look at my feet.” – Hank Scorpio

“Okay.” – Homer Simpson

“You like those moccasins?  Look in your closet, there’s a pair for you.  Don’t like ’em?  Then neither do I.  Get the hell outta here!  Ha!  You ever see a guy say ‘goodbye’ to a shoe?” – Hank Scorpio

“Yes, once.” – Homer Simpson

One thought on “Quote of the Day

  1. “ah the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon… as a shark… with a gun, for a mouth” says mr burns

Comments are closed.

Discover more from Dead Homer Society

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading