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When Flanders Failed1

“‘Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he’s distracting the female employees.’  Smithers.” – C.M. Burns

“Got me sir.” – Mr. Smithers

“Ohh, it’s a real one.  ‘No more apples in the vending machine please!!’  Well, that’s almost a sentence.” – C.M. Burns

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