The Blueprint of the Enemy

“Hey, this is the only paper in America that’s not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.” – Homer Simpson There was an article in USA Today last month about the merchandising future of The Simpsons.  It is a fucking horror show for anyone who understands the concept of Zombie Simpsons.  The whole thing is worth reading, but there are a couple of very frightening passages that deserve special attention: Consumers worldwide spent more than $750 million on Simpsons-related licensed merchandise last year, about half of that coming from the U.S., Fox says. In addition, advertisers spent…

Quote of the Day

“‘Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he’s distracting the female employees.’  Smithers.” – C.M. Burns “Got me sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Ohh, it’s a real one.  ‘No more apples in the vending machine please!!’  Well, that’s almost a sentence.” – C.M. Burns