Synergy Tips Its Hand

Our old friends at IGN are filling the summer months with content the same way we are: by talking about old episodes.  So far I’ve ignored these, I don’t need anyone to tell me that Marge vs. the Monorail is awesome, nor do I have much use for a review that docks a point from “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet” because people don’t praise it often enough.  It’s all drivel; though if they ever get around to positively reviewing some piece of shit from a later season I’ll probably be forced to weigh in with a flurry of pointless but cathartic ranting.…

Quote of the Day

“Wait til I tell Marge.” – Homer Simpson “Oh yes, Bouffant Betty.  Well I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret.  You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and, ah, we want them to think they can.” – Nigel “Well, if I explain it to Marge that way I’m sure she’ll understand.” – Homer Simpson … “C’mon honey, it’ll only be until we finish our tour of Sweden.” – Homer Simpson