“Wait til I tell Marge.” – Homer Simpson

“Oh yes, Bouffant Betty.  Well I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret.  You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and, ah, we want them to think they can.” – Nigel

“Well, if I explain it to Marge that way I’m sure she’ll understand.” – Homer Simpson

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“C’mon honey, it’ll only be until we finish our tour of Sweden.” – Homer Simpson