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Homer Goes to College3

“Oh, and one more thing.  You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon.” – C.M Burns

“Actually sir, we found the Jade Monkey.  It was in your glove compartment.” – Mr. Smithers

“And the road maps and ice scraper?” – C.M. Burns

“They were in there too, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

“Excellent, it’s all falling into place.” – C.M. Burns

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