“Tell me Simpson, if an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn’t be averse to taking it, would you?” – C.M. Burns “Uhh, not as such.” – Homer Simpson “Neither would I. I’ve always felt that there’s far too much hysteria these days about so-called ‘cheating’.” – C.M. Burns “Yes, a lot of . . . hysteria.” – Homer Simpson “Mmm-hmm, if you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it’s your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race always be to the swift, or the jumble to the quick witted? Should…
Day: July 22, 2009
Quote of the Day
“And I won’t rest until I’ve gotten a hot dog.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, this is a cemetery.” – Marge Simpson “Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!” – Hot Dog Guy “Woo hoo!” – Homer Simpson “What do you do, follow my husband around?” – Marge Simpson “Lady, he’s putting my kids through college.” – Hot Dog Guy