“Ah, Smithers. How’d the beating go?” – C. Montgomery Burns
“Sir, I– there was no beating.” – Waylon Smithers
“What? Well that’s a hell of a thing, why?” – C. Montgomery Burns
“Because I– I called it off.” – Waylon Smithers
“Judas!” – C. Montgomery Burns
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Ah, the good old days when Burns was a tyrannical bastard, and not the kind of person who’d be hanging out with Homer and asking for help with his love life.