“Well, I need something for my son’s birthday.” – Homer Simpson

“Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman.  Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse.” – House of Evil Owner

“Ohh, that’s bad.” – Homer Simpson

“But it comes with a free frogurt.” – House of Evil Owner

“That’s good.” – Homer Simpson

“The frogurt is also cursed.” – House of Evil Owner

“That’s bad.” – Homer Simpson

“But you get your choice of topping.” – House of Evil Owner

“That’s good.” – Homer Simpson

“The toppings contains potassium benzoate.” – House of Evil Owner

“…” – Homer Simpson

“That’s bad.” – House of Evil Owner