“How did you get tickets?” – Lisa Simpson
“They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty Klump Bar with Almonds.” – Homer Simpson

So you think you can stand two consecutive hours of So You Think You Can Dance?  Feel like spending your Friday evening with reruns of Bones and House?  Do you have any plans at all next week?  Well cancel them quick because FOX is going to put “shout-outs” to the Simpsons across its primetime schedule all next week:

Beginning Monday, Nov. 9 and continuing through Friday, Nov. 13, fans can watch FOX each night to find SIMPSONS shout-outs, tributes and clues featured in primetime programming and on-air promos.

One lucky winner will receive the ultimate SIMPSONS prize package, including a trip for two to Los Angeles to attend a SIMPSONS table read with the Emmy Award-winning voice cast and producers, a home entertainment system, SIMPSONS DVDs and merchandise and tickets to Universal Studios Hollywood, home of The Simpsons Ride.

Viewers 13 years of age and older who spot SIMPSONS shout-outs can log on to http://www.fox.com/scavengerhunt each night to test their knowledge for an opportunity to unlock daily downloadable extras and to enter to win the ultimate grand prize.

Why are they doing this next week, a week that has nothing to do with twenty years of Simpsons?  Who cares?  Isn’t it funny that kids who weren’t born until Season 8 can participate?  Kinda.  Would I be able to sit quietly at a Zombie Simpsons table read without causing a disturbance?  Not a chance.