“We’re 13 minutes short, does anyone have any ideas on how to make this longer?”

Let’s start with the good stuff.  Dave and I both laughed when the car hit Bambi.  That was funny.  Um, then there was the “nipple slip hotline” on Flanders’ speed dial, that was . . . okay.  The rest of the episode was so thin on ideas and humor as to be transparent.  Clock eating, comedy free sequences include: Long ass traffic scene at the beginning The “suspense” sequences surrounding the witches The “Sideways” moonshine/wine-tasting montage The pointless, yet exposition heavy, trial in the courtroom Moe’s two bizarre scenes, especially the mob one that pushed this tired thing over the…

Sunday Preview: “Rednecks and Broomsticks”

Another Sunday is upon us, which of course means there’s a new episode of Zombie Simpsons waiting in the wings to ruin our evening. There’s no promo picture for me to bloody up, but there is a description (courtesy of Simpsons Channel) that we can all point and laugh at: Just as Lisa is about to become involved with a group of practicing Wiccans, they get arrested for witchcraft and Lisa becomes the star witness in their trial. Right, because we’re all looking forward to what sounds like a 22-minute ToH segment gone bad. I’m also quite certain that making…

Quote of the Day

“But order now, supply is limited.” – Superstar Celebrity Microphone TV Commercial “Limited!? . . . Do you have any of those microphones left?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, a couple.” – Warehouse Guy