“A Tale of Two Springfields” Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user kubacheck. “So what’s it like being famous, Dad?” – Bart Simpson “People know your name, but you don’t know theirs. It’s great.” – Homer Simpson I have not watched most of these Season 12 episodes since they originally blighted my television set. I didn’t forget how bad they were overall, but I did forget in just how many ways they’re specifically bad. The opening of this episode takes two whole minutes just to get Homer to make a phone call. They do so with a badger that’s hiding in the doghouse.…

Quote of the Day

“That was Johnny Calhoun with ‘Gonna Find Me a Genie with a Magic Bikini’.” – Marty “Of course Johnny’s next record was a spoken word album of his right wing political views, it kinda killed his career.  If you can tell me the name of that album, call out contest line now.” – Bill