Duff Beer Mystery Solved

The Joy of Sect3

“Outsiders have kidnapped some of our property.  We must respond with our deadliest weapon.” – Male Movementarian
“The lawyers.” – Female Movementarian

Those mysterious bottles of Duff beer that have been showing up in Europe have been traced to an entrepreneur in Mexico:

That is exactly what Rodrigo Contreras, the real-life producer of Duff Beer, wanted to hear. A marketing man, Mr Contreras has always had an eye for a gimmick. The $140,000 (€93,000, £84,000) investment to establish Duff, his company, came from the proceeds of a book he wrote about Vicente Fox, a former president of Mexico, who is remembered for everything he failed to do in office. T he book consists of 136 blank pages.

A book with 136 blank pages?  That’s funny.  Bravo Mr. Contreras, and I wish you all the luck in the world fighting the vile horde of lawyers 20th Century Fox is certain to send at you eventually. 

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