“I’ve been playing jazz for thirty years and I just can’t make a go of it.  I want you to have my saxophone.” – “Blind” Willie Witherspoon
“This isn’t a saxophone, it’s an umbrella.” – “Bleeding Gums” Murphy
“So I’ve been playing an umbrella for thirty years?  Why didn’t anybody tell me?” – “Blind” Willie Witherspoon
“We all thought it was funny.” – “Bleeding Gums” Murphy
“That’s not funny.” – “Blind” Willie Witherspoon