“Okay this is what you’re gonna do.  You’re gonna hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.  Goodbye.  Bart, Lisa, come over here.” – Herb Powell

“What is it Unkie Herb?” – Lisa Simpson

“I want you to hear what the guys down at the plant think of your old man . . . Hello.” – Herb Powell

“Um, Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well thought out, practical ideas.  He is ensuring the financial security of this company for years to come.  Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.” – Powell Motors Engineer