Dave usually writes these Sunday Preview posts but he’s on vacation. He did stop having fun long enough to e-mail in this much improved official preview image. Simpsons Channel wrote it up and as usual there’s nothing to suggest that this will be anything but a complete waste of thirty minutes of your irreplaceable time. I’m stupid, stubborn and honor bound by the Code of Internet Snark to watch it; you are not. Here are some suggestions for better uses of your time:
- Masturbation
- Knitting
- Watching anything else
I’m kind of curious to see how the fan-created character turns out (I want to come here and complain when I’ve seen it). But other than that, the episode sounds pretty dull. I wonder why Homer would hire Coldplay for Bart, anyway? Besides “Coldplay really wanted to be on the show” of course. I mean, he doesn’t strike me as much of a Coldplay fan. Nor does Homer, come to that. It’s a little jarring when you can hear the behind-the-scenes gears working rather than just hearing the noise of the show.
This is the first episode where I felt like I was going to throw up in my mouth.
Your stomach is stronger than mine.